Prod.

Good lord, it still works after all this time. I would have thought that the ol' post bearings would have rusted solid by now, or perhaps the main comment transmission would have blown.

It's been a while! And there are reasons why this is so. I'll go into those reasons, but not here, I'm afraid. I fear the gates of the Inferno will still remain firmly welded shut (it's all that heat, you see).

Head on over to Killed in a smiling accident. for a continued lack of gravitas and serial blatherings from myself, and others...